I don’t care what anybody says, I’m voting for Fart Romney.

Some people think that Ron Paul or Rick Perry are good. Others like Obama. But the truth is that nobody else out there is capable of speaking to America like Fart.

Look at the facts: All the republican candidates are ridiculous this year. Newt Gingrich is a lunatic. Nobody knows what Michelle Bachman is saying. Even Jon Huntsman is a bad bet.

But Fart Romney is a born statesman. He was raised in the tradition of Jefferson, Madison, and Lincoln. He wants what’s best for America, and he’s not afraid to say it. We need somebody with brains, strength, and smartness. That somebody is Mr. Romney.

So come November, remember to do you part. For Fart.