A Guide To Chicken bags

Best practices Chicken bags are heavy this year, with multiple ramifications to their expressions. A last minute gift to the chicken bag time riser thought [...]

There’s Too Much Blubber in Your Heart.

There’s too much blubber in your heart. Your aorta is full of lard and cheese. Your ventricles bulge with creamy alfredo sauce and cheese. We [...]

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Gimme Dat Turkey Leg

Harney, give me that turkey leg. The glistening, greasy leg of a well-cooked turkey, the meat juice literally sweating out of its turkey pores! Yea, [...]